talk to me about knights who can go around bashing peoples’ heads in but specifically choose to try and debate bad guys into submission instead
really though. a knight who’s famous throughout the kingdom for ridding it of Dark Lords and Unjust Tyrants. she is lauded as a hero and everyone assumes she’s the incarnation of justice with a sword.
one day there is a new bad guy. he is holed up in his Evil Fortress waiting for the knight to inevitably show up. however, what the rest of the kingdom doesn’t know is that he is the best swordsman on the continent. there is no way the knight will defeat him, and he knows it.
she arrives at his fortress to find him smugly slouching back in his Throne Of Darkness. “well?” he asks. “here to duel?”
“no,” she says, dropping a huge pile of papers that weigh as much as a small dragon on the table. “i’m here to tell you how trying to take over the kingdom is the worst idea you’ve ever had. let’s start with your background in necromancy and complete lack of education in civic duties. how do you expect to run this country? here is a list of the current foreign issues were are facing and how you are completely unequipped to deal with them. stop trying to back out of the room, i’m just getting started. how do you expect to deal with a court full of nobles trying to undermine you at every turn if you can’t even hold up an argument with one knight? sit your ass back down”
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
Hey! I’ve had some issues with drawing interest so I’m tweaking some of my prices. I hope this will get more people interested in commissioning me in the future.
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address – I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.”
I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are strong.”
What intrigues me most is that all of these are based around dreams about Obama but like the ones who actually dreamed it are genuinely profound.
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