victimofconcindence:

Hey guys, my cousin is missing.

I know a grand total of like, ten people follow me, but if any of you live in Massachusetts or any of the neighboring states, or know someone who lives there, please please please help us out.

He likes basketball, fairly quiet, Jewish, stupid tall.  He’s the middle child of three kids, and his little brother is only eight and is scared to bits.

Here is a newsblog with more info:

https://patch.com/massachusetts/framingham/missing-person-alert-teen-disappeared-framingham

If you see him or have information please call:
508-872-1212

Please reblog if you can.

haiku-robot:

stalker-among-the-stars:

prettypinkdork:

clitclip:

honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.

The haikubot does not detect actual haiku. The artistry of haiku is that every line contains a thought or image that can be separated and still understood with the poem as a whole coming together to form a bigger idea or image.

The haikubot just detects sentences of 5-7-5 syllables and calls it a day. It’s an insult to the art form. Reading an actual haiku can be a spiritual experience.

You sound like a damn elitist bastard from the school of snobbery

you sound like a damn
elitist bastard from the
school of snobbery


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starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron