It’s 7:50 in the morning and I just had to read the words “he climaxed like a hurricane, wet and wild” with my own two eyeballs, and now so do you. Happy Friday 😂
The thing is she knows, she knows her descriptions make me lose my shit laughing and she’s okay with this. She just asks me to help her fix it because she doesnt know how to get over the embrasssment of being vulgar. Which frankly, my time to shine lmao
“Sharron we’ve talked about this.”
“I know, I know, it just seems so crude.”
“…you can type the words “his proud manspire flowed freely like a Grecian fountain” but “cock” is beyond you?“
“You’re putting this on your blog, aren’t you?”
“Consider it recompense for making me read the word "manspire” without warning before 9am in the year of our Lord 2k18.“
You can take the boy out of Ferelden, but can’t take the Ferelden out of the boy.
This is a sort of continuation of this post I made almost exactly a year ago. It started getting notes again for some reason and reminded me that I was suppose to draw this next.
friendly reminder that tyrande and malfurion both treated illidan horribly, and only let him out bc he was useful.
illidan deserved better
they also enchanted the prison to heal his wounds. he tried to kill himself to end his torture and he couldn’t.
not to mention his cell was like..8 yards wide i think?
they’re both trash
I can’t say for prior lore, but in the book it’s worse- only nine steps from one end of the chamber to the other (presumably no more between the remaining walls). He would walk the nine steps, counting them in his head, a lot. And that persisted as a sort of tick for the rest of the book- him counting nine steps and turning around, to count nine more, or finally respond to someone.
On the very first page of the book, it says what I always thought: “They should have killed him. It would have been kinder. Instead they let him live, pretending it was mercy.“ and goes on to mention how that decision was only made so Malfurion and Tyrande could “feel better about themselves”– as though that level of cruelty and neglect is in any way forgivable
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