a-nb-u:

OKAY SO I made a tag for all Hokage Kiba stuff it’s “echo’s hokage kiba fic’ so there is some semblance of organisation!

Here some things that have been happening: 

  • Every time I write Shino, the more savage and full of sass he becomes, and really who I am I stop him
  • Kiba thinks Nart is great but he also wants to punch him in the face
  • Kiba passes out in front of Important People 
  • Kurenai: don`t say anything about the thing.
    Shino: *says something about the thing bc he’s bitter* 
  • “hinATA ISN`T HERE and iT`S wrONG” Kiba and Shino`s constant monologue for that arc when Hinata is in fact, not there
  • Kiba: *sees Jiraiya* 
    Kiba: ….. Kurenai, Yugao, Anko and Koharu are cooler than this geezer
  • Kiba is still bad at talking to civilians but he is Trying 

@gay-trans-leo @2nduzukage @ammo121 come yell about my kids with me

ahahah i Always Laugh About your kids with you

aNYWAY IN ORDER:

  1. Shino is always Savage. Like he has a two-steps scale and it’s “Savage” and “Savage af”. Sometimes he even goes into “FUCKING SAVAGE DESTROY ‘EM SHINO” and it’s amazing.
  2. I mean. Fair. It’s a Mood™. Kiba is gay for Nart but also Annoyed by him. Amazing.
  3. I mean poor Kiba, but also fucking mood, I too would like to pass out constantly in front of important people in order to miss out the major plot points of my own story.
  4. Shino is me. Like I feel the thing burning bright in my soul and I’m already bitter about it, yes Shino feel free to express yourself.
  5. hINATA HINATA WHAT HAPPENED BABY I LOVE U– but also yes feed me the angst and the two boys being Absolutely Lost without Hinata.
  6. and no truth truther were ever spoken.
  7. he iS TRYING BUT KIBA just get out the puppy and puppy eyes it Will Work.

Excerpt of that Hokage Shisui AU

( @a-nb-u​ yoU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? AN ENABLER. I’m now in hell and it’s all your fault. 12k in, have a 1.2k excerpt of me screaming)

It begins like this—

Shisui comes down near the river, near the cliff, and feels a call. But he can’t, can’t yet, he needs to tell the clan, to tell them about Danzo and his eye, and what he was just about to do, oh dear Amaterasu.

And it’s not a surprise to see Itachi coming out like a shadow of the trees.

It should, but it isn’t because Shisui knows Itachi, knows that the kid doesn’t care until he suddenly does and it’s not surprising that he felt something was wrong.

(Shisui would have preferred not to involve him. But. But he can work with Itachi and his feverish mind is already trying to piece things together).

It begins like this, Shisui and Itachi and a river, a cliff and an end that’s already written.

But. But, it does not end like it was written.

Shisui is already explaining to Itachi what happened, words stumbling out of his mouth and his body half frozen from fear and half pounding from the adrenaline when Itachi just stares at him and tells him-
tells him to take his eyes.

And Shisui would like to protest, but an all-too rational part of his mind points out that Danzo expects Shisui to die or for another clansman to go after him. He does not expect Shisui to come back to stab the bastard enough times that he dies.

He does not expect another Uchiha to give up their eyes to Shisui.

So it begins like this— Shisui, Itachi, a river and three eyes that are exchanged. One goes to Itachi crows, the last of Shisui’s original sharingan, to be protected. Two, the ones Itachi gave up, take their place as Shisui’s new eyes.

And so it begins, Shisui with a newly awakened Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan blazing, Itachi blind but smiling anyway, and a river and a crow cackling caw.

This, reflects Shisui a bit hysterically, probably wasn’t my wisest idea.

Not that the evening wasn’t just a pile of Shisui being an absolute dumbass from beginning to end, but he just might have topped it off.

Request a meeting with an elder that’s so anti-Uchiha he might as well start parading around with requests to kill all them off? Check.

Thinking the meeting would go well just because he’s the man’s teammate grandnephew? CHECK.

Having the meeting go to hell by getting his eye stolen? Re-check.

Thinking about killing himself for the good of the clan? Check.

Having Itachi give him his eyes and awakening the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan? Check.

So. At this point of bad decisions, deciding to go to Mikoto with Itachi being obviously fucking blind and him having an also very obvious Eternal Mangekyo? Totally on par with the rest of the evening.

If I get out of this alive, I’m passing the motion that Mikoto gets the actual title of clan head. She’s too terrifying to be anything but.

“I am so very sorry Mikoto-sama, but see I can’t stay any longer as I have a rendez-vous I absolutely cannot miss!”

The fact that Mikoto had a fucking awakened Mangekyo shouldn’t surprise him by this point and yet Shisui was still taken aback by it.

Oh and the fact she was baring her teeth at him.

Very pointy teeth at that.

“What, pray tell, is that rendez-vous you cannot miss Shisui-kun, to the point you’d not give me an explanation for Itachi’s state?”

The savage grin Shisui gave her in return was exactly the same she gave him first – savage, ready to spill blood and kill all on his way to vengeance.

“There’s a certain elder that took something precious of mine a few hours ago. I intend to get it back with benefits.”

Mikoto-sama looked at him, eyes going black again, but a satisfaction gleaming in them.

“Go then, Shisui. Avenge my son, avenge our clan-”, she cuts herself off, before going again. “Avenge our Yondaime.”

She does not say “Avenge Kushina” but that is what she is thinking. For the Uchiha to be accused of that accursed 10th of October under the benevolent eye and pressing words of Danzo, when both her and Fugaku were nothing but loyal to their Yondaime and his wife?

Someone is cleaning up after them. And in the same time, striking at their clan, at her dear son.

She won’t let him get away anymore.

And if, as Shisui departs in a flurry of Shunshin, as fast as the lightning, she looks over to a photo of a smiling redhead and thinks of what-ifs. Well.

That’s her own problem and only hers.

Danzo isn’t easy to kill off – he survived three shinobi wars, and two as a full grown jounin with a kill-on-sight order on his head.

He is, still, utterly predictable.

Oh, he’s good, good enough to get Shisui at first, good enough to create his own shinobi forces under the Sandaime Hokage’s willfully blind eyes.

Good enough that he’d have started the whole culling of the clan, one at a time, and would have gotten Shisui and Itachi as his willing pawns.

The thought curls Shisui’s stomach, but he’s an excellent shinobi too and it makes no difference to put those feelings behind than it was to put Itachi on the ground on his home.

Danzo. Danzo however much he might promote the ideal of an unfeeling shinobi as the ideal for Konoha, was too much directed by them.

Specifically, pride. Arrogance, even, that by taking Shisui’s eye he would manage to take over Konoha quietly, that nobody would fight back.

Too bad for him then.

Arrogance in that he’d go to the Sandaime and regretfully tells him of the supposed meeting he had with Shisui and how Shisui gave him his eye because Shisui couldn’t convince the clan to change their way.

Oh, it’s believable and Danzo an excellent actor, and the Sandaime too entranched in his ways, too tired to not trust his oldest and best friend.

It works, Shisui can see, and he thinks the faint metallic taste in his mouth might be betrayal, but it might as well be the blood from biting his tongue through the pain of transferring Itachi’s eyes.

And, like he said, Danzo is predictable. He doesn’t expect retribution, not yet, not until Shisui’s body is found and the clan is informed.

It’s easy, then, to put the pretend-Anbu to sleep around Danzo as he makes his way to the old training grounds of Konoha that are home to his Root.

(absurdedly easy, and for the first time Shisui considers that maybe there was a reason Uchiha of old were ready to steal each others Mangekyo. To have that heady power just at your fingertips, a bat of your eyelashes away…

no wonder Madara went mad.)

It’s even more easy to weave a slight genjutsu around Danzo, who have yet to put Shisui’s sharingan to his head, and make him go into circle around.

Make him face Shisui, and make him see just what exactly he has awaken.

Killing him after that is easy, the tetanized frame of the elder and the genjutsu rendering his flimsy guard useless.

The grimace of Danzo’s face marring it into death is a thing of beauty, and Shisui thinks it might just make a good present to appease Mikoto-sama.

(the pool of blood reflecting the moon gives it a red shine, and Shisui thinks it poetic that he should awaken his own Eternal Mangekyo under a blood red moon).

ryouryou:

cont of more racially diverse naruto headcanon:

  • hyuuga clan is more korean w/chinese influence (i just loved drawing them in hanboks, leave me alone)
  • lee is ½ chinese, ½ north african(the beautiful swag on this child is immense)
  • kiba is heavily native american with inuit influence
  • shino is also north african (possibly egyptian bc bEATLES)
  • tenten is chinese (tho wanted to give her armor bc as a weapons specialist, why does she not wear armor??)

hey @a-nb-u, tis just for u

Acephobia – like what the hell people???

lostkittyinside:

I saw a lot of posts about this here and on other social networks and there is so much hate towards asexuals (especially from inside the LGBT community), that I really need to get this off my chest.

My girlfriend is ace, I´m an average lesbian with an average sexual desire. And you know what? I´m totally fine with that.

We have a realtionship like everybody else, except we don´t have sex. We cuddle, go to the movies, go on trips together, laugh a lot, game, hold hands, kiss, everything. In short – we´re happy.

And then there are people. I even consider some of them my friends and they know about all of that and even though, I constantly get comments like

“Don´t you miss that?”

“You should finally make a move.”

“Time you get laid again.”

“Maybe you should get yourself a ‘normal’ girl.”

“Oh god, I couldn´t live like that. I´m sorry for you.”

Yes, that are actual quotes from actual people. And yes – those words hurt! Because you are lowkey implying, that I can´t be happy in a relationship without sex and at the same time, you blame my girlfriend for that, even though I just told you, that we´re happy.

Her body wasn´t the reason I picked her.

I picked her, because she makes me smile, when I feel down. I picked her because of those beautiful sparkles in her eyes. I picked her because of her endless fangirling and Elder Scrolls obsession, her love for space and stars, because of the way she snuggles into my arms at night, because she is so damn perfect to me.

Why would I expect her to change who she is? How could I pressure her into doing something she isn´t comfortable with? I knew she was ace and I knew what I got myself into and it doesn´t bother me. I love her and I want her to be happy and for her to be able to always feel safe with me. That´s what counts.

My girl and me had a lot of talks on that topic. She was scared and she cried a lot and she had a lot of things on her mind because of that. I felt bad because of that. I felt bad, because she thought, she´d eventually have to have sex in order to be part of a healthy relationship. That´s what society tells us everyday – that sex is an important part of a relationship. It´s like a constant pressure on everybody, but I think it´s the worst for asexuals.

Seriously, there´s sex without love, why can´t there be love without sex?

They´re constantly told, that there´s something wrong with them. Everyone tells them, that they´re too young or they should try it or haven´t found the right person yet. It even is considered a mental disease!!

Wait a second? Does that sound familiar?

Yeah, right! How do you know you like girls, if you never had a boy? Or the other way round? Maybe you try being straight first? How about you finally decide, if you like boys or girls, rather than being half straight and half gay. Did those things hurt you, when you heard them? I sure heard them and yeah, they hurt.

In the end, we all want to be accepted and loved.

How can you love someone, when you can´t even love yourself, because of all the negativity that is stuck in your head. All the insults, the pressure, the intolerance.People kill themselves because of that! How can you do that?

How can you expect to be accepted, if you don´t accept others, if you constantly need to show others how much better you are. You want to be respected, show some respect first! It´s not that hard.

Don´t call someone a fag, just because he´s gay. Don´t call the girl over there a lesbian, because she has short hair. Let the trans people pee in peace. Don´t act superior, only because you´re straight. Don´t blame black people for your shit. This list could go on for pages.

We´re all the same. We´re all humans.

The world would be such a better place, if everyone started to behave like an average human being, stop being so goddamn fixed on labels and decide to be less horrible to each other.

I accept and respect my ace girlfriend. I don´t care about the sexual side, even though I miss that sometimes, but there are so many things that can be way more intimate than sex.

A relationship is based on love and trust and supporting each other, not on what goes down in the bedroom. You should remember that the next time, you make a comment on someones lifestyle, decision, orientation or anything else.