casual conversation: jk rowling friendly: jk mildly irritated: jo rowling upset: jk fucking rowling angry: joanne fucking rowling very very upset: GODDAMMIT JOANNE WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST HAVE HIM CONFIRMED GAY IN THE BOOKS? IN THE PLAY? IN THE NEW GODDAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE MAN HE LOVED???
I CALL MYSELF GAY CUZ THERE AIN’T NO GENDER IN THIS BITCH YEEEEEEEEEET.
if you’re attracted to me, you’re gay and if I’m attracted to you that’s gay, ain’t no mistake there friend lmao
(no but seriously, who even types that with their own two hands and goes “yes this is good anon hate, imma send it” like. Step up ur level friend, that’s a bit pathetic)
*fixed typo cuz I was laughing too hard sorry guys but that one was really unbelievable
in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality
Okay, maybe not the final answer, but part of the problem! Asks keep getting eaten. Which is a big problem when you’re doing something anon and don’t want to ask the person “did you get it”?
If the ask contains an ellipsis without a trailing space, it gets eaten. It says delivered, but it goes nowhere.
So “Well… then” will get delivered but “Well…then” won’t!
Hopefully this helps in getting your asks actually delivered.
Post I made for my RP account, but very relevant elsewhere.
After discovering this, I tested it. Five different accounts between two people, anon vs not. No matter what, without fail, if the trailing space was missing, the message was not delivered.
I contacted Tumblr staff. They were already fully aware this was happening, but it is not documented anywhere. Nor do they seem keen on giving their users a warning about it in any fashion.
Help me spread the word because the staff won’t!
WHAT EVEN THE HELL
Just found out this is a thing :D.. tested it, too.
Might answer some of the questions of why your asks aren’t answered, be aware.
Hey, heroes! If you guys could reblog this that’d be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Reblogging this once more for the wonderful night owls, kiwis, and Australians. Plus all the other different timezone babes out there. And the Emperor Penguins in Antarctica of course. Them especially.
Maiev: She’s entirely made of spite and can benchpress a grown tauren before breakfast. She’ll destroy you and she won’t even feel bad about it. Do Not fight Maeiv.
Tyrande: She’s not perfect but she’s trying her best, why would you fight her? You wouldn’t fight a nun, would you? She’ll break your neck but it’ll make her cry. Do not fight Tyrande.
Malfurion: One the one hand he deserves it, but on the other hand that’d be animal cruelty. Your call.
Lor’themar: Do I need to spell ‘political disaster’ to you? Do not fight the lord regent. He’s too tired to care about fighting back and you’ll just feel bad afterward.
Halduron: He’s way stronger than you but also too nice to remind you of it. It’ll be fun and the only thing in danger of death is your self-esteem/ Fight Halduron, he’ll buy you a drink afterward.
Rommath: Have you seen his arms? And his face? This isn’t the face of someone who has any fuck left to give. He will kick your ass to argus. He won’t even use magic, that’s how little a fuck he gives about you.
Aethas: You can try, but you don’t get to the council of six by playing fair, my dude. He’s entirely made of dirty tricks and cheats.
Illidan: Whatever fuck he ever gave went with his will to live. The guy is only there to punch demons in the face and chill with his weird, murderous children. You can fight Illidan and he will let you, but do you really want to fight him? Do you?
Kael’thas: Do not fight Kael’thas. Do not think about fighting Kael’thas. Do not put the words ‘fight’ and ‘me’ in the same sentence when in presence of Kael’thas. He is five foot five of pure, unadulterated rage and only waiting for a reason to fight you. He’ll fuck you up in a second and even if he doesn’t, illidan definitely will. Do not fight Kael’thas.
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