wolf-of-death-valley:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

^^^^ This. I’d also like to invite you to jump into the nearest lake containing 

Acanthamoeba keratitis. 

If you enjoy my work I could use a little help :’D

monarobot:

sarspax:

(Going to preface this real quick because I know people mean well but it just kills my mood super fast when I get unsolicited advice. I don’t need any. I’m not looking for any advice or sympathy. I’m not wallowing in self pity. I’m mad and determined and I have a plan. I just gotta stop thinking I have to wait until its actually bad/dire before asking for help because its a constant setback. Its a chronic issue a lot of our generation is dealing with honestly. Anyway.)
__

Trying not to act impulsively but I am definitely in a bad financial hole right now. Convinced myself for a bit that it was my depression making me imagine it worse than it was but no it was pretty spot on. Executive function and depression overall have been on a major improvement streak but that doesn’t negate the damage I did to my work schedule or financial debt. Right now I’m more or less able to to pay off monthly expenses and maybe a quarter of my current debt every month but the interest on my credit card just packs that right back on leaving me in debt limbo. 

I don’t expect much out of it but if you got something to spare it’d mean the world to me if you’d drop a little anything into my Ko-Fi. 

ko-fi.com/sarspax

Don’t feel bad if you can’t. I get what that’s like wanting to support your fellow artists and not being stable enough to do so yourself. Would appreciate a casual reblog though if you care to. No pressure.

I’m scrambling through my warmup doodles right now and salvaging random scribbles I can sell as cheap adoptables tonight and probably through this weekend while I try to finish the rest of my current commission queue. So far I’ve got a half-dozen cute gargoyle-like kids, some noodly winged cats, and some other oddities. They’re all gonna go for a flat $30. I’ll make another post when that happens. 

Resisting the urge to work-binge through the rest of my commissions but I  know I’ll just burn out if I try that. I’m really close to done but I gotta force myself to pace it out so I’ll still have energy to take another batch of commissions the moment I’m done with these. I’m still trying to juggle all this with actual portfolio work since hiring season is starting, setting aside work for printed merch, and rebuilding the fanbase for my personal work.  

You can find most of my work at https://sarspax.deviantart.com/
And here’s a sample of some of my more recent work: 

boosting!

Fanfic Commission Open

blackkatmagic:

Several RL messes have collided at once, and it turns out I’m going to be off work for most of February. We’re also having to move to a new apartment with higher rent, so to make up the difference I’ve decided to open up 10 slots for writing commissions.

If you want to see a sample of the writing I’ve done, my AO3 account is here. I’m happy to write in any of the fandoms listed there, but also feel free to DM me and ask about any fandom you don’t see – if I know it well enough, I’ll happily take it on. I do reserve the right to refuse a commission, but I’m open to most requests.

Pricing:

1,000 – 1,500: $15
1,501 – 2,000: $20
2,001 – 2,500: $25
2,501 – 3,000: $30
3,001 – 3,500: $35
3,501 – 4,000: $40
4,001 – 5,000: $50

If you’re of age, I’m happy to take on NSFW requests. Given that smut is much more difficult for me to write, though, there will be a $5 fee tacked on to any explicit commissions.

As far as content goes, I’m willing to write most things, but not rape, any sort of sexualizing of minors, or vore.

Beyond those topics, feel free to make your request! I would prefer not to write OC/reader insert fics, because I can’t guarantee the quality, but if it’s something short I’ll do what I can.

Specificity is preferred when it comes to your prompt – it ensures I write something that you’ll be happy with.

Payment will be through PayPal, and full payment will be requested upon completion of the work. I would prefer to post completed works on my AO3 account, but if you’re uncomfortable with that I’m willing to email you the completed document instead.

Current number of slots open:

10

(If you’re not interested in commissioning me but just want to buy me a coffee or something, I have a Ko-fi account as well!)

GIVE IT A BOOST PEOPLE

Help me, Obi-Tumblroni, you’re my only homie.

poplitealqueen:

Now that I’ve successfully sucked you in with that hilarious title, I want to get serious for a moment.

I need help.

Specifically, money-wise.

As many of you that frequent my blog know, a series of financial difficulties hit me last year, and they have only gotten worse with the start of 2018. I’ve been trying to keep on a strong face about it, but it’s been difficult, anxiety-inducing, and terrifying. There is a very real possibility that I may even have to quit school, because it is becoming more and more difficult to pay for it and I have nobody in my family that can afford to help me (in fact, more often then not, I have to help them). I am in the process of trying to get as many scholarships and grants as I can find, but the process is slow and often fruitless. I have also recently found out that that the company I work for could go out of business before the end of the year, so along with juggling my home life, school life, personal life, and mental health, I’m also going to need to find another job. Possibly more.

I can no longer help my Mom save up for her leg treatments, I can’t afford therapy, I can’t afford to pay for my meds, and one of my dogs can no longer walk on her own but there’s nothing I can do to help her. Basically, I’m up shit creek in a sinking boat with a smile on my face, because I promised myself that despite anything that happens this year, I’m gonna remain hopeful. No matter what, I’ll still be smiling. No matter fucking what.

So, I’m taking a chance. I’m doing something that I hate doing, and asking for help. Any sort of help, whether it be reblogging this post, donating, or even just offering me a kind word.

If every single one of my followers were to give me a dollar, just one, I would be fine. I’d have enough to properly get on my feet again and then some! But considering that’s a rather vague goal, I’ll go with this instead:

$1500

If I could get this much out of this post, it would be perfect. I would be stable in my finances (for the first time ever), I could begin saving again, I wouldn’t have to worry about having to quit school, I could start helping my Mom save up for her treatments again, I could afford therapy and meds, and I’d be able to help my dog.

I realize that this is asking a lot. That is a very large sum of money, and times are exceedingly difficult for everyone right now, but if you can spare anything, it would mean the world to me. Below are a few links:

Patreon

PayPal

Ko-Fi

I would also like to say that I will keep you all appraised of how it is going. If I manage to get to $1500, I will make an announcement and any further donations would be donated to others in need. It’s the least I can do.

Thanks for reading *hugs you*

My dashboard is silly and I didn’t see that post!! I’m so fucking upset

PLEASE DONATE TO POP!!! or Signal Boost plz I’ll love you

Also as an aside, if you’re donating to pop through paypal or ko-fi, I’ll add a colored doodle as a reward for any donation that’s 10$+ @poplitealqueen I hope you’re okay with that?