title meme: scattered ashes (from flames smothered too soon)

Kiba was scouring through the bins when he heard the shouts above head. He craned his neck and tried to see what had riled up the locals so much, squinting against the sun.

The smell of old sweat rising from his jersey made him jerk his head, just at the same time someone fell on him

“OI! Look where ya going asshole!”

They felt like some kind of weird lump, all bird-like bones brittles and dry muscles, and probably dead since Kiba couldn’t even hear a faint respiration.

He moved around and tried to put the dead down, swearing all the while, and glaring at Akamaru when the dog decided to lay down instead of helping him.

He finally managed to turn the dead weight on its face to see if Kiba couldn’t recognize him. Which… he certainly seemed familiar, but honestly he couldn’t place the face. However, even with the grim and blood staining the pale skin, he could tell that the kid was…

“Well at least I know how ya attracted the snatch band. Fucking pretty face ya’ve got, would fetch a good price on the market… motHERFUCK-”

Kiba avoided barely the hand stretching towards him and vaulted behind Akamaru, getting his dagger out.

“Call me. Pretty. One more time and I’m going to eat your face Inuzuka.”

Kiba cocked his head to the side, and gave a toothy smile at the other kid, managing to place him finally.

“Well if ya still as bad at fighting as ya were back then, I’ve got nothing to fear Sauce-uke.”

Sasuke made an attempt to get to Kiba, and probably seeing his face to try and strangle him, but he fell short of the movement with a groan.

“Well. D’ya want help princess or nah?”

The glare was more than worth holsting up Sasuke over his shoulder.

“Nah just kidding, my ma would’ve my hide if I let a pretty girl outside with snatches- OW! Fucker”, he said when Sasuke managed to nail his sternum with his elbow.

“…your mom?”

“Nah, she and Han- well. You know how it went. It’s just me and Akamaru now. And you I suppose.”

Sasuke nodded woodenly in his shoulder.

“Naruto… he’s dead you know?”

“Considering he hasn’t yet come in yelling because I kidnapped ya, yeah I figured. Fuck this shit-show, but at least I guess both of us are alive. Gotta count for something.”

He whistled low and Akamaru started leading the way, to their current safe-house.

“……I guess.”

“I mean, it doesn’t get much worse than getting a few bombs dropped over us, and then everyone going crazy.”

“Inuzuka, I swear if you managed to actually curse us-”

@a-nb-u hey have a SasuKiba Post Apo AU

request stream result! @2nduzukage & @awintersrose‘s requests ❤

Thank you for coming and I hope you like those!
(oh and @blackkatmagic, methinks you’ll like the bellydancing Sakumo)

BUY ME A KO-FICommissions (open)PATREON

I’m currently working on an AU (proposed collectively by @thecrackening again) in which Hizashi gets landed with the timebomb team 4, composed of the genius Uchiha Itachi, his eternal rival/troller Inuzuka Hana and the plant/ex-plant of ROOT Yakushi Kabuto.

Needless to say, it does not go well for anyone, including Team Shi.
(yes it’s a pun, the third part is that they get called Team Shit by the mission desk after the third mission that somehow manages to go from D-rank to B-rank)

This image is after a particularly stressing afternoon trying to take care of baby!Neji (currently napping in Kabuto’s arm lmao u gotta admire baby’s elasticity) and training.
Kabuto and Neji fell down asleep first, and then the rest of team migrated to the couch to get a bit of rest too.

leonisdraw:

twitter-hikari:

leonisdraw:

@thecrackening // @blackkatmagic for putting that AU in my head.

So basically, in this AU, Obito is completely horrified to have killed Minato and gets out with baby!Ruto, and there were talk of Kisame adopting Naruto lmao.

Naruto’s terrible two were an awful time in the Akatsuki. It’s been exactly 48 hours since Obito last slept, he wants it to stop now.
(or baby Naruto napping with his two dads, as I call it)


(first part of this AU is there.)

I blame all y’all. You know who you are. @thecrackening @leonisdraw Here’s the thing. 

 He wasn’t sleeping. Kisame scrubbed his hand over exhausted eyes. “Please Sunshine, just close your eyes.” It had been almost two days since the last time Naruto slept more than a fitful five minute doze. Kisame had been trying everything he could remember from when he was dumped in his clan’s nursery and it wasn’t working. 

 Naruto’s lack of sleep meant that neither of his adoptive parents were sleeping. Obito had just come off an unsuccessful soothing shift with a wild look in his eyes.
“I’ll be back with….something,” he growled. The warping spiral of Kamui whisked him away, leaving an equally sleep-deprived shinobi and kidlet. 

Sobs had finally quieted to a whimpering as Naruto realized that no amount of tears were going to bring Obito back. Kisame sighed, shrugged off Samehada and snuggled with his kid.
The low hum of Sameheda’s chakra spiked with the pleasure of feeding. Kisame blinked into awareness, staring at Naruto patting down Samehada. The shark-man probed at their link and was pleasantly surprised to hear Samehada’s purr fill the air. 

“Naruto, this is Samehada. Do you want to hear how I won her?”

 ~*~ 

Obito dropped out of Kamui, arms loaded with bags. “Okay, I’ve got these things to try-” His thought was cut short at the sight of Kisame and Naruto sleeping. Konan took the bags from his arms and hip checked him into the room. 

“Samehada has been purring for the last hour, Sunshine has been out for most of that, for the love of God Tobi, go take advantage of it. We all are.” When Naruto wasn’t doing well everyone suffered. 

 Obito staggered over to Kisame and dropped heavily on the side *not* occupied by the sword and kid. Obito leaned into Kisame’s shoulders and took a deep breath. Oil and sea salt and baby powder. The smell of home.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

I have 0 shame and this is awesome PLEASE READ IT @Y’ALL

May I add again:

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

also @blackkatmagic tagging u since you’re the origine of it.

leonisdraw:

So I want to preface that it’s @thecrackening ‘s collective fault that I did that.
(yes I know I’m including myself in that, I’m my own worst enabler tbH)

So it began with the talk with @blackkatmagic of Obito adopting Naruto. Of course, one wonderful (or many tbh I can’t remember who came up with that but hmu u terrible person i luv u) anon started talking about dad!Kisame to baby!Naruto.
and I… umm… this is a wonderful idea ok and Samehada is v happy to keep an eye on Tiny!ruto

hope u enjoy my crappy sketch 💖

(Repost, edited photo, original is here)

(Part 2 of AU is here)

@blackkatmagic

still trying to get a hold of u @blackkatmagic :c (I fear tumblr is fucking up things)

So I want to preface that it’s @thecrackening ‘s collective fault that I did that.
(yes I know I’m including myself in that, I’m my own worst enabler tbH)

So it began with the talk with @blackkatmagic of Obito adopting Naruto. Of course, one wonderful (or many tbh I can’t remember who came up with that but hmu u terrible person i luv u) anon started talking about dad!Kisame to baby!Naruto.
and I… umm… this is a wonderful idea ok and Samehada is v happy to keep an eye on Tiny!ruto

hope u enjoy my crappy sketch 💖

(Repost, edited photo, original is here)

(Part 2 of AU is here)

@blackkatmagic