based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.
humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum
so like once a month
Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood
omg no
Now that’s recycling
“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.
Vampire lesbians
Tag: blackkatmagic
My two moods while reading my writing:
- This is actually very good! Did I really write this?
- This is absolutely the biggest shit I have ever read, what the fuck, I can’t write, I suck at life
This is true on many levels
You know you want a kind of niche pairing + AU when Archive only has 3 results for it in a big fandom…
Also known as: If I want the thing, I’m going to have to write the thing.
Damnit.
More kitty noises
for all your talkative kitty needs
@blackkatmagic you seemed to be having a bad day, have a chirping cat to cheer you up maybe?
💕

donthavetositwithyoufuckindildos:
dere you go
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ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
yAy
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
Remember when we made these.Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME
omg the recipe

I cannot possibly emphasize what a constant trial it is being friends with me.
Imagine a dwarf-orc first contact.
Orc-elf
Aasimar-Tiefling
@twitter-hikari I feel like this is relevant to you 😀













