Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through? DM: the windows aren’t open. Half-orc fighter: that’s not what I asked.
me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty* cat: *purrs* me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
simrell: this was a prompt suggested by one of my lovely patrons! because why in the heck would harry, a 90′s kid who went to public school, use a quill and ink? go become a patron so you can suggest silly prompts for me to draw too! ☆ patreon ☆ ☽ commissions ☽
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