leonisdraw:
thebibliosphere:
I never know what direction a conversation with @glumshoe is going to go but I rarely regret it.
[Caption: Three mobile screenshots of a conversation between user @glumshoe and @thebibliosphere
glumshoe : hey would a guitar count as a holy object in the hands of a true believer of rock and roll
thebibliosphere : I’d say so
glumshoe : maybe it’d have to be like. a signed guitar or something out of a rock and roll hall of fame
I’m just saying, fighting vampires at the hard rock cafe would be amazing.
thebibliosphere : I was wondering where you were going with this, and I have to say, to any bards all instruments are holy to the ears of the true believer.
either all things are holy, or they are not. It’s all about the will of the user.
glumshoe : anyway time to start writing my marty mcfly: vampire hunter fanfic.
van helsing, more like van halen
thebibliosphere : brings a whole new level of visceral meaning to the term “shredded”
gdi Ship, now all I can think about is the lone bard left standing, voice breaking with emotion as they put all their heart and feeling into “it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah” like a prayer
glumshoe : holy shit
it’s a massacre. a bloodbath. vampires are slaughtering people left and right and the screams of the dying and the undead mingle in agony. then, cutting through the chaos comes a gentle chord, and the bard stands alone, silhouetted in the doorway
his voice is silver
his breath is garlicky
his song is holy
thebibliosphere : heralded by sunlight]
@thebibliosphere here you are mum, captioned!