vampire memes

officialhigashikatajosuke:

officialleoneabbacchio:

sentochoryu:

officialleoneabbacchio:

  • turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone
  • debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: “see, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-O” “oh fuck off we both know thats an AB move”)
  • citing “conservation of mass” as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats
  • Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)
  • holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling
  • almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer
  • “i need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaks” “what about your eccentric coats?” “two extra closets-” “what about your eccentric shawls?” “three extra closets-” “what about-” (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)

feel free to add more

  • telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in
  • looking in the mirror and loudly announcing “oh my god i look AMAZING”

may i just quietly leave this here

bookavid:

Genderfluid/non-binary reviewers? Want a copy of a YA about a genderfluid assassin? It’s free for you.

The author is offering a free copy of MASK OF SHADOWS, out in september 2017 with Sourcebooks. Only conditions? You need to have a netgalley account and identify as genderfluid or non-binary.

Blurb:

Sallot Leon is a thief, and a good one at that. But gender fluid Sal wants nothing more than to escape the drudgery of life as a highway robber and get closer to the upper-class―and the nobles who destroyed their home.

When Sal steals a flyer for an audition to become a member of The Left Hand―the Queen’s personal assassins, named after the rings she wears―Sal jumps at the chance to infiltrate the court and get revenge.

But the audition is a fight to the death filled with clever circus acrobats, lethal apothecaries, and vicious ex-soldiers. A childhood as a common criminal hardly prepared Sal for the trials. And as Sal succeeds in the competition, and wins the heart of Elise, an intriguing scribe at court, they start to dream of a new life and a different future, but one that Sal can have only if they survive. 

Contact her here. Or through twitter. Or tumblr.

Please share even if you aren’t genderfluid/non-binary to ensure that everyone who is sees this opportunity. Representation saves lives.

flirtymauveskirt:

josephine: the people want to know what andraste said to you in the fade

lavellan: let’s see, andraste told me… that the chantry should… canonize the canticle of shartan, donate 60% of tithes to the local alienage, and… observe no pants friday

Shitposting in Dovahzul

theblackinquisition:

  • “krif zey ko saad laas/ksl”fight me in real life/irl
  • “grind zey ko piiv”meet me in (the) pit
  • “ofaal pruzah” git gud
  • “ni pah muz” not all men
  • “mmm fos drey hi saagmmm whatcha say
  • “fahdondrik” friendzone
  • “bo ahst zey zeymah” – come at me bro(ther)
  • “naak dii ulaan reym” – eat my entire ass
  • “vos zey naak hin reym” lemme eat yo ass
  • “waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas”if u can read this u r gay
  • “dii lingrahprakem dreh ni” my anaconda don’t
  • “d’reg” m’lady

featherinmycapandcheese:

justonepurpose:

aphobekorra:

acerecourse:

aphobekorra:

dare-i-say-asexual:

thatdirtyallogay:

cakecourse:

discorse:

acerecourse:

Asexual children exist.

Allosexual children exist.

Children who don’t know or care or understand one way or the other exist.

Children interact with their sexualities, impulses, and interpersonal development in different ways depending on their experiences and their selves.

Children who experience sexual attraction may or may not experience it in ways that remain the same as the grow and develop into adulthood, but that does not mean it can never exist.

Children who do not experience sexual attraction can decide to identify any way they like without implying anything about the way other children interact with their sexuality. Children who do experience sexual attraction are can decide to identify in ways that help them without implying anything about other children’s relationship with their sexuality.

i hope you never, EVER have children or go near a child.

Op, you’re literally a living piece of shit, children should not experience sexual feelings ever. Period, and if they are then there’s something wrong going on. Attempting to label children with stuff like asexual and allosexual further confuses them at a vulnerable age and puts children in boxes that they don’t even understand. Stop this, please, you are only harming people.

im finally deleting my blog after this fucking post i cannot even fathom how this person thinks this isnt a pedophilic line of thought

What kind of freak looks at a kid and wonders if they experience sexual attraction or not

op is fucking 26 im speechless

OP is literally not 26 and you have no idea who I am.

It will never fail to amaze me how desperate you all are to ignore the context that “children” here refers to anyone under age 18 (do ya’ll really not think 16 and 17 year olds experience sexual attraction?) or that this post was made by a CSA and COCSA survivor who was specifically basing the “allosexual children” part on themselves prior to victimization.

If ya’ll wanna talk about abuse, talk about how comments like these, calling my experience of my sexuality disgusting, are literally why I ended up trapped in the abusive situations that led to my sexual abuse.

Or maybe just try to realize that if a post doesn’t describe your experience, that doesn’t mean it’s not helpful to somebody.

fix your about page then cus it says “age 26” in the first fucking line (i checked twice on desktop and three times on mobile JUST to be sure my dyscalculia wasnt messing with me)

you thinking about children in a sexual context like this is WRONG whether youre trying to “help” or not lmao

a neurotypical child (specifically kids under ~14) CANT have a concept of being ace or non-ace because if they truly are neurotypical (aka they havent been abused) they dont have sexual feelings at all

Acknowledging that children can have sexual feelings and sexual attraction is not “thinking about children in a sexual context”. It is acknowledging fact. 

Kids can develop sexual attraction at as young as nine years old. The onset of puberty is usually the catalyst, but there is no magic age at which children hit puberty – some skew younger, some older.

When I was 13-14, my peers were already having sex with each other. They were already sexually active. I knew I was ace by that time because I had no drive to do these things, or even talk about these things. So to say that any neurotypical child 14 and under can’t have any concept of being ace or not, can’t have any concept of sexual feelings, is disingenuous and ignorant at best. If you’ve ever attended a public school, especially here in the US where we have poor sex education, you know that kids as young as 12 are already sexually active with their peers.

To acknowledge that is not sexualizing children. 

There are kids who know they are not straight by the time they are 10, or even younger. I knew I was ace by age 12, I just didn’t have the word for it. 

Please stop with the conflation that discussing the known fact that children can be sexual with the sexualization of children, and stop calling people pedophiles/pedophile apologists for acknowledging these facts. 

Reminder that ignoring that children can have sexual feelings, and therefore refusing to have healthy, educational discussions with them about sexual feelings, safe sex, and consent can leave children as easy targets to legitimate predators. This is something that several CSA survivors have discussed. I’d recommend listening to them instead of just spewing bullshit. 

(Also, uh, hey, being assaulted doesn’t change your neurotype. I don’t even know how to explain how…wrong, that is? But that sentence is very questionable at best. Your “Abused = Neuroatypical” implication there is very, very wrong. And the implication that a neurotypical child is incapable of feeling sexual attraction means…only neuroatypical children, as you say “abused children”, can have these feelings that you’re painting as inherently bad? Do you realize how fucked up that is? Please stop.)

How homophobic of you to assume children can’t know their sexuality

and bringing up the whole “if they haven’t been abused,” which brings to mind the whole “early bloomers have daddy issues” trope.

thetricksterphoenix:

dawnnn-n:

weavemama:

teenageradfem:

vulvacrat:

possumreplies:

weavemama:

weavemama:

happy women’s history month,, daily reminder 93% black women tried to save y’all asses from trump

another reminder that trans women better be in included in this month and anyone who wants to be bitter and ugly enough to exclude them should block me immediately

tbh my fave thing terfs do is try to discredit trans women as lesbians bc how they were born when their whole fucking community was protected first by marsha p. johnson, a black trans woman….

Make your own damn history month for trans women and let us have this one thing for ourselves

Yeah, no.

1. Marsha P. Johnson was definitely trans, and rejecting surgical transition does not make her any less of a trans women. Matter of fact, the term you used is a gross term that was used by transphobes back in the day. “Simultaneously” literally means “at the time.” NO one says that anymore, so I suggest you learn how to read up-to-date sources and dictionaries.

2. The whole “I’m a man” saying seems kinda off for me. If you watch this documentary where she allegedly admitted that…. you can’t really hear anything about it. Matter of fact, she constantly refers to herself as a woman and Stonewall girl in the documentary.

3. Marsha P. Johnson was the start of the rebellion against LGBT oppression. She threw the first goddamn punch that started these riots, and she sure as hell deserves to be credited for it. She pretty much started a revolution, and contributed to the chain reaction of righting back and speaking out against homophobia and transphobia. 

“Make your own damn history month for trans women and let us have this one this for ourselves”. 

No. Pull your head out your ass and realize trans women go through absolute hell just for being who they are. They’re gonna be included in this month. Trans women especially BLACK trans women are being murdered left and right. Two black trans women were recently murdered in New Orleans just a few days apart from each other…. and you’re gonna have the audacity to say they don’t deserve to be included in this month??? Nah fam, like I said if u wanna be bitter and ugly you can hit me with that block but just so you know… TRANS WOMAN ARE WOMEN. 

PREACH

terfs always pull that marsha was a gay man who did drag bs and i’m glad you shot them down that hard

laskulls:

inquisitor of the day: this is Lailani. she likes flowers and has a pet nug named Coco. she belongs to @ematis, a really cool person who has a gift for the character creator. also as much as i love the keeper robe, sometimes it’s too heavy for ur cute anthropologie aesthetic, so i gave her a lighter sparkly version.

this girl is made of INFINITE DOKIS

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