The first time Sasuke really
notices Naruto is during their Academy class’s unit on sealing.
To be fair, it would be kind of
hard to miss him after the way he
shoves so much chakra into the exploding tag he’s supposed to be making that he
blows up the back half of the classroom and launches himself about twenty feet
into the air. A couple of the other kids are a bit singed, and they end up
having to share a room with another class until the terminally overworked
Mokuton user can fix the wall and ceiling, but Naruto wanders back in the next
day looking sheepish and entirely
unharmed.
Since Sasuke saw him take the
brunt of the explosion, this is worthy of note. So is the fact that he managed
to shove enough chakra into the tag to burn out the safety seal that was
supposed to keep things like that from happening.
Under the cover of Iruka-sensei’s
yelling, Sasuke looks down at the diagram on his paper, a jutsu that his father
dismissed as unreasonable and unusable given normal human limits, and thinks, Huh.
“All your old designs?” Shisui says
with some confusion when Sasuke tracks him down after class. He rocks back on
his heels, eyeing Sasuke a little warily, and swipes ineffectually at an
ink-stain on his cheek. “Yeah, I still have them—I wouldn’t throw them out
after you gave them to me for safekeeping, brat.”
“I need them,” Sasuke says with determination.
“All of them.”
Shisui blinks, then tilts his
head, studying him for a moment. “You know the amount of chakra they need would
kill most jounin,” he says, though it’s too curious to be an accusation. “I
think even Sarutobi-sama might have trouble with some of them. You’ve got a habit
of thinking big, kid.”
“Are you going to give them to
me or not?” Sasuke demands crankily, because he’s got curfew in three hours and
he still has to pick through his plans to find the easiest one and find Naruto.
“Of course.” Shisui sounds
offended that he’d think otherwise. “They’re your designs, Sasuke. Check the hall closet, top shelf—Tenzō!”
Shisui’s boyfriend takes one
look at the manic light in his eyes, the scrolls scattered over the breakfast
table, and the ink smeared across his face, then blanches and turns right back
around.
“No no no!” Shisui lunges after
him, grabbing up his scrolls and vaulting clear over the table. “Tenzō, no,
come back, I swear this one isn’t like last time, this is a brilliant idea, you will be blown away!”
“Urgent mission, ANBU called, I have
to go!” Tenzō calls over his shoulder as he bolts.
“Tenzō! That wasn’t even a convincing lie! Come on, you’re the only
one in the village with Mokuton, you have to try this or my brilliance is wasted, it’s a gorgeous jutsu! Tenzō!”
Sasuke rolls his eyes as the
yelling fades behind him and heads for the closet. The box with the jutsus his
father rejected is right where Shisui said it would be, and Sasuke clutches it
and thinks a little gleefully about the potential of even one of these jutsus, provided he can get Naruto to agree. The destructive
power. The awesome might. The possible explosions.
(Somewhere deep in R&D’s
basement Mikoto pauses in the middle of creating a devastating combination
jutsu, and turns to smile fondly at the picture of her youngest son on the
wall. She’s so glad he got more of her proclivities than Fugaku’s, even if her
husband does tend to complain about the property damage more frequently since
she introduced him to the wonders of explosive chakra techniques.)
Naruto is just heating up water
for his nightly cup of ramen, halfway through trying to factor a new jumpsuit
into his monthly budget while still having money for Ichiraku’s, when there’s a
knock on his door. A little wary—because Hokage-jiji usually warns him when he’s
going to drop by, and there’s no one else who visits Naruto—he pulls it open,
and finds himself face-to-face with the weird nerd who spends pretty much all
of their time in class drawing on big scrolls. Iruka-sensei yells at him to pay
attention almost as much as he does Naruto, which automatically makes Naruto like
him.
But he and Naruto have never
even spoken before, so Naruto has no
earthly idea what he’s doing here.
“Hello?” he asks.
The boy thrusts the shoebox he’s
carrying at Naruto and says, “Your chakra reserves are amazing will you try my
jutsus?”
This is, Naruto learns much,
much later, the Uchiha equivalent of a marriage proposal.
Even if he’d known, he probably still
would have lit up with glee and cried, “Yes!”
“Not a word,” Mikoto tells her
husband as she ladles miso soup into five bowls instead of the usual four.
Fugaku rolls his eyes at her,
ignoring her warning to offer, “I don’t think Kushina would have liked anything
more than for you to take in her son.”
“And now we have an excuse,” Mikoto says triumphantly,
waving the ladle like it’s a weapon to stab Danzō and the other Elders with. “We couldn’t approach him but they didn’t say anything about Sasuke
now did they? Hah!”
“I think,” Fugaku says dryly,
casting a glance at where Sasuke is looking halfway to manic as he explains one
of his jutsus to a beaming Naruto, “that the Elders are very shortly going to
have much bigger things to worry about.”
so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically a dog whisperer, so every customer’s dog loves him (even ones that are usually “dangerous”). recently, my family’s little poodle elphie died from breast cancer, and it really hit my dad hard. he doesn’t show his emotions outwardly but it’s been really tough for him lately. apparently, he went to this one regular customer’s house that has a big black lab, a pedigree dog that they use for breeding. usually the dog is really friendly with him, but this time he got there and the dog was howling and whimpering, and ran right up to him and started nuzzling into his lap. he started talking to her owner, and she talked about how the dog just had puppies, and because she’s a regular customer she knew my family had a dog, too, so she asked about elphie. my dad had to tell her that elphie just died, and he got a little choked up. as he talked about our dog, the lab noticed and started to nuzzle and push him, and him and the owner were really confused, so he let the dog push him. she ended up leading him to her newborn puppies and pushing him to hold them. the owner was really surprised because the dog wouldn’t even let HER near the puppies, let alone touch them. somehow this dog knew my dad was hurting for our dog and wanted to make him feel better by being with other dogs. i’ve just…never heard of anything so pure in my life.
Point One: Elrond is a very honorable elf. He would never have killed the heir to the kingdom of Men, and the son of his friend King Elendil.
Point Two: At the time this was happening I believe people were not fully aware of the power of the Ring. Humans and Isildur almost certainly weren’t. They thought they’d just killed Sauron for good and there wasn’t anyone around who could tell them otherwise
Point Three: It’s very likely that if Elrond had stepped on his own honor and tried to wrestle the Ring away from Isildur, it would have corrupted him too. That thing wants to change hands, it wants to be looked for and craved and desired. That is how it gets you. There is no guarantee that after taking it from isildur, Elrond would have had enough of his own will left to destroy the Ring.
There 😡
I didn’t say wrestle the Ring away, I said straight-up murder Isildur. Push his Son of Men ass into the fire. He wanna be a bitch, let him die like a bitch.
NO HONOR, WE MURDER OUR FRIENDS’ SONS LIKE MEN.
As Noldor as that may be (and son, that’s pretty fucking Noldor, let me tell you), let’s not forget that Elrond is half-human. And Isildur is his great-great-great-(…)-great nephew.
NO FAMILIAL BONDS OR HONOR, WE MURDER OUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-(…)-GREAT NEPHEWS LIKE MEN.
In fairness, a lot of Elves, Men, and at least one continent would still be around if people though more like this…
You see??? They should’a had MY ass out there fighting Sauron, I would’ve sucker punched Isildur right into that fucking volcano when he turned his bitch ass around and said, “No.” Fuck him, he’s goin’ in the pot.
so you must know how to say “how are you doing?” right? its “ça va” but do you know where it comes from…..
well, when “ça va?” was popularized, the first indicator of good health was how your poop looked like so if you wondered where the verb “aller” here was referring to, its…. well…. you guessed it….. the toilets….. “comment allez-vous” is literally the short for “comment allez-vous aux toilettes”……………..
for short when youre asking someone how theyre doing in french youre indirectly asking how their poop is doing
can I unlearn French please and thank you
i have to handle french as my native language now how do i do that
I don’t think people realise how easy it is to feel ugly when you’re South East Asian.
I know so many popular East Asian bloggers, who always get so many notes because of how elegant and refined and. Pale. They are. Those are standards most of us can never achieve. I’ve never seen a selfie set of a southeast Asian girl break 1k: but I’ve seen plenty, and I mean plenty of pale East Asians break 3k easy.
I know East Asian bloggers who go on about racism against East Asians and act like it’s universal. I know some who will talk about East Asian racism but never breathe a word about racism against southeast Asians.
I know East Asian bloggers who literally don’t follow any South East Asians. The ones who say that it doesn’t matter because “we’re all East Asian!” Technically. Or those who act like we’re a different breed and a different species.
I wonder if most East Asians know that their beauty standards get passed down to our countries. I wonder if they know how it hurts a lot of us.
So I’m giving a shoutout to every southeast Asian girl. Every one of you,if us, deserves to feel pretty.
I’m talking about the Indonesian gals with broad noses. The Malay girls who wear Tudung and are mocked. Chinese Singaporeans who are still not “Chinese enough” for mainlanders. Filipino girls who feel guilty about their curly or frizzy hair. Indian Singaporeans who are feel like they need to be pale to be worth something ( you don’t). Thai girls who are told their country is only good for farming rice. Myanmar girls who get asked mockingly if they’re domestic workers. Even if you are, there is no shame in that. Every Cambodian girl who felt bad about having thick lips.
I know I left a lot of people out, and I’m sorry. But if you’re reading this and haven’t seen yourself here – you are just as worthy and my spirit and strength and good wishes are with you
You are all beautiful. Every single one of you. We are all beautiful. It’s hard to see it and it’s hard to feel it sometimes but we are. You are. Every one of you. Pride to our people!
I have never seen a proper positivity post for southeast Asian girls by a southeast Asian girl so could you please reblog this? I want any southeast Asian girl seeing this to know I love them