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ignescent:

the-raptor-who-ate-samueljackson:

deepshowerthoughts:

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

Ha ha this make me laugh and sad

…there’s some twisty analogy with the trolley problem I can’t quite get to.

theloserwithadhd:

pactmagic:

somewhat-honest-abe:

brainshart:

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg

sapphic-space-syren:

bipolarblueberries:

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” – A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

bpdbot:

my favorite mood is when i say i’m bored and someone’s like “just do something!” and then my brain feels like it’s lighting itself on fire

Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m going to grab some breakfast. Do you want anything?
Ravenclaw: Sleep replacement.
Hufflepuff: What?
Ravenclaw: Oh I mean warm bean juice.
Hufflepuff: Do you mean coffee?
Ravenclaw: Yes! Words are hard in the morning.

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

jabberwockypie:

drst:

smitethepatriarchy:

brainstatic:

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

You can cure a LOT with spite.

susanoomon:

my last brain cells when im about to do something important:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pudding-gremlin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

asteamingdumpsterfire:

beowulf22121:

whyisthisreality:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*

Me: leaving the womb was a mistake

Me: *is greatly inconvienienced*

Me: this is totally fine, perfectly normal, if its a problem this is my fault haha

Major issue: If I ignore it, it will go away.

Minor inconvenience: *Putting up fists in fighting stance* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Major issue: Maybe I can sleep it off.

Minor inconvenience: COME AT ME, BITCH! I WILL SMITE YOU!!

we take on the battles we think we can win

why do you always say the wisest shit on random fucking shitposts??

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