@awintersrose prompted me to write on “First date” with the Sannin OT3. And. I’m weak.
Didn’t do the whole thiNG BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
“Listen I’m not saying you should wait before you date the teme, I’m just saying—”
“Oh for fuck’s sake Jiraiya, do shut up.”
Jiraiya wilted visibly under Tsunade’s glare for a few seconds before restarting the argument.
“Anyway, it’s not like you can, I don’t know, take a break from the war to go date him?”
The Senju kunoichi snorted hard at that one.
“Like we aren’t taking a break right now? Right this second?”
“Well yeah, but it’s not the sa— noW DON’T THROW KUNAI PRINCESS!”
At least, he’s still able to use substitution to avoid attacks, mused Tsunade while eyeing murderously her teammate, who was currently upside down a tree branch, looking vexed.
“I mean, obviously it’s your choice, but I’d rather you took the time to analyze your feelings and—”
“And that’s why you’re following me?”
“Well you asked me to.”
Tsunade tried to calm the nervous eye-tick she could feel starting.
“Right. Can you follow me in silence and shut up forever?”
Jiraiya made a face.
“You’re absolutely no fun, princess.”
“Well, you’re batshit crazy and utterly stupid so I guess we’re even.”
“……I leave you two minutes and you two are already bickering like two years old.”
Tsunade startles at that before smiling at her second — much saner, and wasn’t that a kicker — teammate.
“Well, thank you for finally showing up. Everything’s done?”
Orochimaru smiled at her, just a turn-up of his lips, before answering.
“Done and waiting for you two. I even managed to clear us for all week with Sensei — we won’t have to move until we decide to.”
Jiraiya frowned at them, opening his mouth but was cut off by Tsunade grabbing his ear.
“OW! OW! Princess! What the heck!”
“We have a first date to get to, and you will follow quietly.”
“…What do you— OW!”
“Silence I said.”
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