roachpatrol:

variablejabberwocky:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

roach: i am a manly man with manly hands, forged by flame and blade

roach: PASHKA MY FLUFFY DARLING WHO IS A BIG PURR? WHO IS A BIG PURR AAAH IT IS YOU

i believe that this is the true nature of manhood tbh

me facing any sort of adversity: i am bear dad and i fear neither foe nor tempest! my mighty arms will shelter all god’s chilluns from evil and misfortune! come at me satan i’ll kick your ass

me seeing a cute bug: SQUEEEEEE IT TINY

#nontoxic masculinity#dishwasher safe#tumble dry

these boots were made for walkin’ up to kitties