daggerpen:

daggerpen:

Something that will always crack me up: Zevran’s slowly dawning realization that he actually really cares for the Warden and now he has to stop this loser from getting themself killed because they’re exactly the type of naive idiot who just up and recruits an assassin who was trying to kill them and treats him as a close friend.

#zev begging for his life even though he didnt want it #zev going ‘oh shit wait really?’ when the warden is like #‘yeah you can come along. i already recruited a murderous qunari. why not add an assassin to the group?’ #zev going ‘what the fuck kind of person is this’ #zev learning that they are the ‘fuck kind of person’ he could fall in love with/be close friends with #like god damn it #i wasn’t supposed to actually LIKE you #i wasnt supposed to get FEELINGS #what the HELL DONT TALK TO THAT ENORMOUS MOBILE TREE #STOP WAVING AT THE WEREWOLVES #WHY ARE YOU INSERTING YOURSELF IN TO DWARVEN POLITICS I KNOW MYSELF A THING ABOUT POLITICS #IT IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET YOURSELF ASSASSINATED #STOP #DONT GO IN TO THAT TOWER #I SWEAR TO THE MAKER DO NOT ENTER THAT TOWER #THERE ARE DEMONS CRAWLING ALL OVER IT#WARDEN… W-…WARDEN DO NoT #*enormous sigh in antivan*  (via @qunaributts)

Oh my god

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