real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction

whyyesitiskate:

scripturient-manipulator:

backstageleft:

vaspider:

mad-maddie:

shithowdy:

do stuff while waiting for other stuff

like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time

waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there. 

waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all

THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL!

I actually turn this into a game!

“How many chores can I do while the water is boiling for my tea?”

“Can I put away the dishes and wipe the counters before my lunch finishes reheating?”

“Can I sweep the floor AND change the laundry while the dogs are out back?”

You can totally do this! If you make it like a game, also, you will get better at it, and you can be like ‘yes, now I put away the dishes AND wiped out the sink before my water boiled, I am a level 2 Adult!’

This is the REALEST, SERIOUSLY. 

The tip is real, please do yourself a favor and use it.

I put every stupid little thing I need to do on my to-dos on the app Habitica and literally make a game out of it. Plus, I don’t have to remember what it is that needs doing, I can just check my list.

supersonicart:

Gustav Klimt Brought to Life by Photographer Inge Prader.

Austrian photographer Inge Prader recently recreated Gustav Klimt’s masterworks for Style Bible, a part of the Life Ball Charity Event in Vienna, Austria.  A team of over 50 professionals worked on the demanding photography project which raises funds to help those with HIV/AIDS.  Makeup artists, costume designers, set designers, lighting specialists and many others worked with models and fully ornamented props to bring to life the fascinating, erotically charged work that Klimt is known for during his “Golden Phase.”

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Extremely potty-mouthed ask game

poguesvevo:

I love these ask things so I made my own, the only way I know how – with swearing!

Damn: Would you say you had a happy childhood?

Crap: How do you think the outside world perceives you? Are they right?

Shit: What are you obsessed with right now?

Asshole: Who’s your favourite celebrity?

Bitch: What sorts of people get on your nerves the most?

Bastard: Have you ever had a crush on someone who was really bad for you?

Fuck: What are you like when you’re angry?

Cunt: What’s an unpopular opinion you hold?

Tosser: Do you over analyze things?

Bollocks: Favourite conspiracy theory?

Twat: Would you ever become a politician?

Cock: Do you have a crude sense of humour?

Prick: Do you get defensive when people insult things you love?

Douche: Favourite piece of “so bad it’s good” media?

Motherfucker: Stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

Wanker: Favourite book?

Piss: Do you drink to get drunk?

Bellend: What’s your favourite swear?

thebibliosphere:

obi-kenobi-wan:

aro-bendy:

zinge:

whatbigotspost:

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Blech. No one wants your terfy organs anyway…

Imagine being such a selfish, evil, didgusting person that you would take yoirself off of a list that literally saves lives, including those of babies, children, and pregnant people, JUST so that after you fucking die your uterus will get buried with you instead of being used by a transgender person, (or a cis person who just happens not to have a functioning uterus.)

Anyway, who else plans to be an organ donor as soon as possible? I know I sure do!

Hell, my two closest friends know how pretty much every month I renew my wishing that I could just rip my uterus out of my body and give it to a nice transwoman who would actually use it and would like to have a child. This right here just confirmed to me that yes, I made the right choice to put myself down as an organ doner.

Oh, neat. I’m not sure my organs would be any good to anyone with all my health stuff but I’ll need to find out because that’s amazing.

I’d totally offer my useless uterus to anybody who wanted it tbh. I might wait for this particular operation until it’s opened to Canada and I can gift it away.

jewishkeith:

jewishkeith:

hey I keep seeing these “2017 Tumblr” compilation posts and it seems like everyone is deliberately leaving out the part where we all thought the author of My Immortal was finally found and that she was a Native American lesbian author who wrote the fanfic as part joke and part desperate attempt to find her long lost brother while she was in high school and that she was going to publish a memoir in 2018 and Buzzfeed covered it and everything but then some people, one who was supposedly her aformentioned brother, on fucking Kiwifarms of all things, started poking holes in her story and then she deleted and dropped off the face of the earth. because it seems like everyone is trying to pretend like it never happened but it happened.

the year is almost over and I’m not letting anyone forget about this.

augustuswatersismysoulmate:

lumos5001:

over-the-garden-greg:

toastiel-221b:

blame-it-on-sorcery:

stark-black:

frozenandfandoms:

“What is shipping?”

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I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

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this is pure gold

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

This remains my favourite.

plays-with-shadows:

Poe Dameron and Chirrut Imwe with Rainbow Lightsabers, inspired by what Oscar Isaac and Donnie Yen said in their interviews HERE.

Why does Chirrut get TWO rainbow lightsabers?
Because Donnie Yen can definitely wield two lightsabers!

Bonus:

Finn

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Extra Bonus:

Luke Skywalker (the Last Jedi version)

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