daggerpen:

daggerpen:

Something that will always crack me up: Zevran’s slowly dawning realization that he actually really cares for the Warden and now he has to stop this loser from getting themself killed because they’re exactly the type of naive idiot who just up and recruits an assassin who was trying to kill them and treats him as a close friend.

#zev begging for his life even though he didnt want it #zev going ‘oh shit wait really?’ when the warden is like #‘yeah you can come along. i already recruited a murderous qunari. why not add an assassin to the group?’ #zev going ‘what the fuck kind of person is this’ #zev learning that they are the ‘fuck kind of person’ he could fall in love with/be close friends with #like god damn it #i wasn’t supposed to actually LIKE you #i wasnt supposed to get FEELINGS #what the HELL DONT TALK TO THAT ENORMOUS MOBILE TREE #STOP WAVING AT THE WEREWOLVES #WHY ARE YOU INSERTING YOURSELF IN TO DWARVEN POLITICS I KNOW MYSELF A THING ABOUT POLITICS #IT IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET YOURSELF ASSASSINATED #STOP #DONT GO IN TO THAT TOWER #I SWEAR TO THE MAKER DO NOT ENTER THAT TOWER #THERE ARE DEMONS CRAWLING ALL OVER IT#WARDEN… W-…WARDEN DO NoT #*enormous sigh in antivan*  (via @qunaributts)

Oh my god

systlin:

ebonyheartnet:

thetiredpianist:

farrentalon:

young-il-long-kiyoshi:

cryoverkiltmilk:

squeeful:

ineptshieldmaid:

marzipanandminutiae:

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple,
But one thing you’ve missed:
The concept of “purple”
Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I’m hugely pedantic
But what else is new?

My friend you’re not wrong

About Homer’s wine-ey sea!

Colours are a matter

Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux

And meanings they drift

But the word purple

You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple,

My friends, is old

And refers to a pigment

once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs

From the wine-dark sea

You make a dye:

Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome,

to wear purpura

was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’,

for clothes so fancy,

Entered English

By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets

Not purple in song?

The dye from this mollusc,

known for so long

Is almost magenta;

More red than blue.

The concept of purple

is old, and yet new.

The dye is red,

So this might be true:

Roses are purple

And violets are blue

.

While this song makes me merry,
Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
From magenta to berry
And a true purple too.


But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
The answer is staring you right in the face:
Roses are red and violets are blue
Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

My reaction, only with coffee.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

@systlin @charliexowrite I thought this would make y’all laugh too.

Awww hell yeah that sweet fiber art history and prose. 

azertip:

Comic Book Crowdfunding:

YAGA | Spaceman Project

Since the beginning of times, all children have heard tales of the terrible Baba Yaga. The legendary Russian witch who walks around with a magic cauldron and often accompanied by chicken legs in her house. It is said that she is the incarnation of evil, that she’s a disciple of Satan…but none of us are born evil. This is the story of a girl abandoned to her luck, who will have to turn into a monster who crept up on children in the eternal stories of Baba Yaga.

This project is available in: Spanish, English, French and Italian.

Expected date of publication: may 2019

Campaign type: All or nothing

raychleadele:

blluish:

welcometoyouredoom:

A book crystallized in the ocean

oh mood

NO NO NO.

This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.

Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.

This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver – who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.

#Space-Orcs Wiki????

inspacewereallaustralians:

redhawkdude:

So…. after spending a few hours skimming the world of Tumblr and Google I couldn’t find a wiki for #earth is space australia #humans are space orcs #humans are weird Etc.

Which brings me to my current idea, I would like to go about creating a wiki or at least a website for people to use for information. With authors permissions, I would like to create a database of the different races, species, weapons, worlds, and universes that you guys have created, Of course, attached to all information would be linked to the original author or creator so that you guys get the respect that you deserve for creating such amazing characters.

So if you could respond, or reblog on if I should do this or not that would be great.

I would also ask that @the-true-space-fandom @space-australia-stories @space-orc-oddities @spaceorc9 @earths-ambassador @earthisspaceaustralia @humansarespaceorcs @humans-are-questionable @humansareweirdsedition would help me spread the word of this so that I can get the best response as to what I should do.

Hope all you mates have a great day.

Id get behind this. I look forwards to seeing it happen

queerenbian:

totaloxy-moron:

sinksanksockie:

shadowdianne:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

e2ropa:

speciallagentdanascully:

Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair

oops my hand slipped

“SEND HELP SHE’S ADORABLE”

THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M DYING

WE NEED MORE LESBIAN MYTHS 😀

@ryshai I’m 100%  sure we’ve already mentioned each other in this post but I needed to do it again xd

a year later –

whoops my hand slipped

Medusa is and will always be my favorite mythological character

@peculiar-persephone