shitmygaywifesays:

So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

– My saltine cracker

– The concept of Kansas

– My dearest manila folder

– That beige color they paint offices

– Bleached white rice

– You blank word document, you

– My perfect suburbs Republican

– Tap water

#little fic writer things: the unnaturally slowly dragging minutes after you post A Thing and start mentally calculating with vague manicness how long it will take anyone to finish reading the thing before you get any feedback/comments/responses and gently panicking in the meantime because What If It Actually Sucked After All

Lemme just say

wombatking:

animatedamerican:

rufeepeach:

The Germans in Wonder Woman are not Nazis.

I just saw a troubling comment on a gifset of Antiope and her badass three-arrow stunt shot at the three german soldiers on the beach. I love that moment as much as anyone. However, this comment referred to her ‘killing Nazis’. And those men were not Nazis

Wonder Woman is set in WW1. Hitler would not come to power for over a decade after WW1 ended. Fascism had not yet become a political force in Europe. In fact, Germany’s treatment as a defeated aggressor instead of as an equal party in the armistice negotiations – and later the Treaty of Versailles – despite the Allies’ equal culpability for the war, directly contributed to the rise of fascism and nationalism in Germany.

Stop calling the German soldiers in Wonder Woman Nazis. One of the greatest tragedies of WW1 is that the soldiers on both sides of the trenches were hungry, young, sick, poor men, who had no stake in the war. This article talks about the experiences (at least early in the war) of both sides on the Western front meeting on no man’s land and finding little difference between one another. 

There’s a lot to love about Wonder Woman, and I very much enjoyed it. I also loved the points in the movie when the violence done by Americans and British – such as when Diana speaks to Chief about the death of his people – were addressed as well, but they were brief. The presentation of Germans As The Bad Guys – especially since Aries’ influence was inconsistent as a plot point – has led to people mistakenly reading it as a movie about Nazis, when the Nazis did not exist in 1918. A WW1 setting does not sustain a narrative of one side being ‘heroic’ and the other ‘villainous’, especially if one takes into account the atrocities both sides had committed during the quarter century leading up to the armistice. It troubles me that this movie allows WW1 German soldiers to be read as Nazis. 

Please stop referring to Nazis in the context of Wonder Woman.

Worth pointing out just to highlight this fact: the German army in WWI included any number of Jewish soldiers, who considered themselves (and were considered by others, more or less) as German as anybody else.  Their military service record didn’t save them from the Nazis a few decades later.

So yeah, WWI German soldiers were not Nazis, kthx.

Yeah, WWI was essentially the world’s nastiest and bloodiest game of chicken, turning several dozen small territorial conflicts into a bloody conflagration. 

Kaiser Wilhelm and his leadership were essentially “the villains” or as close as you got, but it was so much more ambiguous because it was so messy. 

The decision to set it there instead of WW2 was a brilliant move for the story.

Kat, I just had a conversation with my sister about whether a tomato is a fruit, and I quoted the “intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” line. And then I was abruptly treated to the mental image of sasuke going, “now now, let’s not be hasty”. My sister was confused by my sudden snickering.

blackkatmagic:

xDD

Tbh I could totally see him arguing the point. Maybe this is the point in their genin days where Sakura goes oh my god you’re actually an idiot wHY DID I EVEN LIKE YOU and punches him in the face. 

candypinkcocks:

toverre:

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

#what do you mean girls need water to live 

What would you think of a time-travel fic in which the reader follows, not the time-traveller’s adventures, but the poor sods’ who have their lives turned upside down by said time-traveller? There’re explosions and chaos everywhere, and everyone is left scratching their heads and wondering about the strange happenstances, and the readers have no clue of who the time-traveller is…*cackle*

blackkatmagic:

I love that concept, oh god. Of course, I’m always a fan of outsider POV for any sort of antics, and for antics of a time-travel level? Sign me tf up. 

alright i know this is probably crack but imagine akatsuki!kiba somehow casually bringing up the creep thing on the basement and hidan being like “basement?? what basement?” and deidara, who was pretending to not pay attention bc he has better things to be doing than talking to the baby, also being like “we dont have a basement” and so somehow this results in all three of them going downstairs and sasori sees and somehow spooks them and cue accidental explosions going off

blackkatmagic:

So apparently this is a thing that happened? I’m only vaguely sorry. 😀

maureenlycaon:

pcktfox:

jenfluff:

sarnaitairakh:

keyhollow:

blaire-white:

nunyabizni:

blaire-white:

tooiconic:

etotheoneeyeowl:

official-pope:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

skizzimi:

homofarts:

kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

image

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.

Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.

…What was I saying?

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*