Tag: lmao

consider the fact that vampirism is human-centric. why aren’t there animal vampires? because we’re the only species dumb enough to romanticize them instead of banding together to eradicate them. i need your opinion on this.

vampireapologist:

I was about to get really deep into lore but then I got to the end and it reads like you’re implying that other species got together to eradicate the vampires among them. Like horses said “enough” and just nipped that in the bud.

monticellomarshmallow:

goddessofidiocy:

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship

[straight historian voice] They simply were more passionate about F R I E N D S H I P in the by gone eras. No one was ever gay until the late 1800s. Gay just was not invented yet.