leonisdraw:

So I want to preface that it’s @thecrackening ‘s collective fault that I did that.
(yes I know I’m including myself in that, I’m my own worst enabler tbH)

So it began with the talk with @blackkatmagic of Obito adopting Naruto. Of course, one wonderful (or many tbh I can’t remember who came up with that but hmu u terrible person i luv u) anon started talking about dad!Kisame to baby!Naruto.
and I… umm… this is a wonderful idea ok and Samehada is v happy to keep an eye on Tiny!ruto

hope u enjoy my crappy sketch 💖

(Repost, edited photo, original is here)

(Part 2 of AU is here)

@blackkatmagic

still trying to get a hold of u @blackkatmagic :c (I fear tumblr is fucking up things)

Kisame/Genma

leonisdraw:

thecrackening:

Twisting his senbon in his mouth as he smirk slowly, “Well if your sword a statement about..”Genma made his eyes tilt down to Kisame’s crotch.
“Because if it is color me interested.”
An AU if Genma flirted with Kisame when they canonly met I ended up with this.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10978722

-Admin Ammy

And sore must be the storm

“The Hyuuga always had their own language with feathers, much like the Yamanaka’s did with their flowers. Hinata was always more familiar with the Feather code than most, as they remind her of a sweeter time with her mother.“

aka That Drabble Feather Thing.

Thanks to @thecrackening‘s crew and @kountoall for the summary! You rock guys!
On AO3 or under the read more.

As far as she could remember, Hinata always wore the cardinal feathers in her front bangs.
She knew the meaning by heart: protection and duty to family; and seeing the deep red feathers in her black hair, the meaning that she was expected to do her duty before following her heart because of a Feather Code, akin to the shinobi secret flower language, the Hyuuga created long before she was born…

She wasn’t the first or the last to wore such feathers; while usually reserved for the Branch House, it was a traditional feather for the Hyuuga.
Some days, Hinata thought as she faced the mirror, she hated the feathers fiercely.


But it wasn’t until she met her Team 8 that she actually changed her meaningless feathers for one that would speak for her.
-oh she had tried with flowers, but flower are not as easy to use, and they’re not as bold of a statement that her father would actually notice. Flower language isn’t as meaningful to Hyuuga, but the Feather Code taught as soon as one walk?

She expected the harsh glare her father gave her rather loud declaration, the first day she wore rooster’s in addition to the cardinal’s feathers, but it did not hurt any less, and almost make her want to put away the new feathers she was wearing.

But instead, Hinata closed her eyes to give herself courage, and gave her father a calm smile and then went to eat breakfast without a word.
(family is not borne of the water of the womb, but of the blood she would spill for them)
(she would destroy the world for them if it meant they could still be smiling by her side)


Kiba and Shino didn’t understand why she changed her hairdo, but the secret and proud smile Kurenai-sensei gave her was what gave her the courage to do it again, and again.

And she would do it again just to see Kiba coming up one day and asking her what kind of feathers he could wear because they were so cool Hinata! I need to get more! And she couldn’t help but laugh when he tried to hug her in order to convince her.
(in the end, she gave him an eagle owl’s feather. Fierce and unmatched on the battlefield certainly seemed to fit her Inuzuka friend)
(two days later, he was wearing it on his jacket, and Akamaru on his collar.)


After the fight with Neji-nii-san, Hinata started to wear magpie feather in lieu of all the others she wore before.
(she gifted to Kiba and Sino her rooster feathers: she couldn’t bear to wear them, but it was still the promise she made to them to protect and guard them fiercely.)
(feather code might be used to pass messages in clan at first, but Hinata used them to remember why she fought and for whom.)

And, if a few days later, Kiba wore proudly an earring with the feather attached to its end, and Shino showed her the bracelet he made with it, she absolutely didn’t cry.
(she totally did. Hinata loved them so much it hurt her.)


A few days after the failed Sand invasion, and the death of the Hokage, Hinata replaced all her magpie feathers by a crown of dove feathers and started to grow her hair.
(she wasn’t the heir anymore and she wouldn’t keep it short to show her loyalty to the Hyuuga.)

And while her father seemed glad to see her returning to a more traditional feather, she knew he wouldn’t approve of the meaning she intended for those.
(she didn’t, wouldn’t forget all her precious people that fought so valiantly during the invasion, and the Ideal she was loyal to was one where Naruto-kun ended up as Hokage.)
(Hinata swore to herself that she would make it happen, one day.)

(That, she reflected while pinning her longer hair in a bun and working the crown of dove feathers around, was her new nindo.)


When the Fourth Shinobi War was declared, Hinata took a look at her uniform, and breathed deeply before attaching in her hair the different feather she would take into battle.
Rooster, at the front, with twice as much dove’s feathers; Lark, for luck; and Sparrow for the peace that would come one day.
She only smiled at Neji-nii-san when she saw him wearing two Peacock feathers.


The only one that saw her changing all her war feathers to the seagull’s was the stone monument bearing her cousin name.
Hinata watched with tearful eyes her war feathers burn in an offering to Neji’s spirit.
(she couldn’t bear to see them anymore: what good was peace when all she got to show for it was a heart even more empty?)


The day she married Naruto, she looked at her father and told him that she would wear no more feathers.
He only gave her a sad smile before gifting her a box, saying that Hinata’s mother would have liked to gift them to her.

Long after, when she finally opened the box remised in the basement of her house, she could only smile tearfully when seeing the tasteful arrangement of bluebird, crane, egret and falcon.

(I miss you mother, but this little bird has finally flown away from the nest.)


Feather meanings:

Cardinal: Duty and protection to family; I am loyal to my blood family.

Rooster: Fierceness and Protection; I am loyal to my chosen family.

Eagle Owl: My prowess in battle is unmatched; Fierce.

Magpie: I grieve for a missed opportunity; Sorrow.

Dove: I am eternally devoted; Loyalty to an Ideal.

Lark: Renewal and good fortune; I am feeling lucky

Sparrow: Peace offering; I am peaceful

Peacock: I am prideful; My eyes see all that can be seen

Seagull: Deep sorrow; Spiritual journey; I am grieving

Bluebird: Happiness; I soothe fear

Crane: Honor; I keep true to my word

Egret: Elegance and beauty; I am in awe of your beauty

Falcon: Messenger; My spirit goes with you

So I want to preface that it’s @thecrackening ‘s collective fault that I did that.
(yes I know I’m including myself in that, I’m my own worst enabler tbH)

So it began with the talk with @blackkatmagic of Obito adopting Naruto. Of course, one wonderful (or many tbh I can’t remember who came up with that but hmu u terrible person i luv u) anon started talking about dad!Kisame to baby!Naruto.
and I… umm… this is a wonderful idea ok and Samehada is v happy to keep an eye on Tiny!ruto

hope u enjoy my crappy sketch 💖

(Repost, edited photo, original is here)

(Part 2 of AU is here)

@blackkatmagic

Ok, may I BEG for some Kisame hc? Or Zabuza hc, whichever tickles your fancy BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE HEADCANONS ARE SO COOL !!!!!!

blackkatmagic:

💕

– Has an older sister and a mother.

– No one can prove what happened to his father and that’s the way they like it.

– Is incredibly skilled at mahjong. Especially strip mahjong. 

– Self-conscious about his blue skin, but the way that one Uchiha shinobi blushes whenever he smiles totally helps. 

– (It’s maybe kind of possible Kisame almost walked into a tree after Obito smiled at him and complimented his biceps.)

– Kakashi flails and face-palms in the background. How is this his life. Rin is already stupid enough about that Ame kunoichi. Why does Kakashi have to be the sane one here.

– Becomes Mizukage accidentally.

– Kind of.

– It was mostly an accident, okay?

– It might have had something to do with hearing that that one swordsman kid was going to try and massacre his whole class to get the graduation fights to stop. 

– He doesn’t particularly want to be Mizukage, but now that he is he may ass well do a good job.

– That one spitfire girl is totally his new jounin commander, and not just because she reminds him of his sister. She’s scary

– So that Konoha delegation just happens to have the Uchiha with scarred face  in it. Kisame absolutely didn’t request him specifically. 

– (He’s so strong, though.)

– Kisame is totally getting that ANBU mask off, it’s his new mission objective. 

– (Obito absolutely doesn’t object.)

No lie, i was JUST thinking about what would have happened if various akatsuki members had raised Naruto, so scrolling down my dash to see OBITO with him was just the pinnacle of Good Content. That said, I’m going to raise the bar a little by adding those musings to it: Kisame is the one who somehow came across tiny, orphaned and “monsterous” baby naru wandering around by himself & adopted him. KisaObi raising sunshine son to straddle that oh so thin Amazing/Terrifying line.

blackkatmagic:

YES PLEASE. This would be so awesome.

…Damn it. 

*opens Word*

The start of this and this.

twitter-hikari:

leonisdraw:

@thecrackening // @blackkatmagic for putting that AU in my head.

So basically, in this AU, Obito is completely horrified to have killed Minato and gets out with baby!Ruto, and there were talk of Kisame adopting Naruto lmao.

Naruto’s terrible two were an awful time in the Akatsuki. It’s been exactly 48 hours since Obito last slept, he wants it to stop now.
(or baby Naruto napping with his two dads, as I call it)


(first part of this AU is there.)

I blame all y’all. You know who you are. @thecrackening @leonisdraw Here’s the thing. 

 He wasn’t sleeping. Kisame scrubbed his hand over exhausted eyes. “Please Sunshine, just close your eyes.” It had been almost two days since the last time Naruto slept more than a fitful five minute doze. Kisame had been trying everything he could remember from when he was dumped in his clan’s nursery and it wasn’t working. 

 Naruto’s lack of sleep meant that neither of his adoptive parents were sleeping. Obito had just come off an unsuccessful soothing shift with a wild look in his eyes.
“I’ll be back with….something,” he growled. The warping spiral of Kamui whisked him away, leaving an equally sleep-deprived shinobi and kidlet. 

Sobs had finally quieted to a whimpering as Naruto realized that no amount of tears were going to bring Obito back. Kisame sighed, shrugged off Samehada and snuggled with his kid.
The low hum of Sameheda’s chakra spiked with the pleasure of feeding. Kisame blinked into awareness, staring at Naruto patting down Samehada. The shark-man probed at their link and was pleasantly surprised to hear Samehada’s purr fill the air. 

“Naruto, this is Samehada. Do you want to hear how I won her?”

 ~*~ 

Obito dropped out of Kamui, arms loaded with bags. “Okay, I’ve got these things to try-” His thought was cut short at the sight of Kisame and Naruto sleeping. Konan took the bags from his arms and hip checked him into the room. 

“Samehada has been purring for the last hour, Sunshine has been out for most of that, for the love of God Tobi, go take advantage of it. We all are.” When Naruto wasn’t doing well everyone suffered. 

 Obito staggered over to Kisame and dropped heavily on the side *not* occupied by the sword and kid. Obito leaned into Kisame’s shoulders and took a deep breath. Oil and sea salt and baby powder. The smell of home.

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I have 0 shame and this is awesome PLEASE READ IT @Y’ALL

@thecrackening // @blackkatmagic for putting that AU in my head.

So basically, in this AU, Obito is completely horrified to have killed Minato and gets out with baby!Ruto, and there were talk of Kisame adopting Naruto lmao.

Naruto’s terrible two were an awful time in the Akatsuki. It’s been exactly 48 hours since Obito last slept, he wants it to stop now.
(or baby Naruto napping with his two dads, as I call it)


(first part of this AU is there.)

leonisdraw:

So I want to preface that it’s @thecrackening ‘s collective fault that I did that.
(yes I know I’m including myself in that, I’m my own worst enabler tbH)

So it began with the talk with @blackkatmagic of Obito adopting Naruto. Of course, one wonderful (or many tbh I can’t remember who came up with that but hmu u terrible person i luv u) anon started talking about dad!Kisame to baby!Naruto.
and I… umm… this is a wonderful idea ok and Samehada is v happy to keep an eye on Tiny!ruto

hope u enjoy my crappy sketch 💖

@blackkatmagic