Tag: Naruto

I’m currently working on an AU (proposed collectively by @thecrackening again) in which Hizashi gets landed with the timebomb team 4, composed of the genius Uchiha Itachi, his eternal rival/troller Inuzuka Hana and the plant/ex-plant of ROOT Yakushi Kabuto.

Needless to say, it does not go well for anyone, including Team Shi.
(yes it’s a pun, the third part is that they get called Team Shit by the mission desk after the third mission that somehow manages to go from D-rank to B-rank)

This image is after a particularly stressing afternoon trying to take care of baby!Neji (currently napping in Kabuto’s arm lmao u gotta admire baby’s elasticity) and training.
Kabuto and Neji fell down asleep first, and then the rest of team migrated to the couch to get a bit of rest too.

basedmanga:

baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”

naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?

bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”

*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*

naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???

bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”

♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬

@kountoall, @twitter-hikari & @ekrizdis

Sunshine son showing off his tummy.
I wanted to put Genma in a crop top at first but honestly this is sooo much better.
(also orange bc he deserves it ok)

I imagine he’s getting ready for the beach or… smth-

things i didn’t expect to be doing:

ekrizdis:

looking up cheesy pickup lines for a naruto crack fic.

it’s the @thecrackening collective’s fault and yes, i include myself in that statement.

I really love how we’re all ‘it’s your fault collectively, yes that includes my own dead-beat ass that can’t stand just giving an idea and not doing it.’

Also as a pick-up line hmm… how about “You put the ‘D’ in deadly and in delightful”?

kokoro4kakashi:

letliv3:

raendown:

kokoro4kakashi:

raendown:

followingtherivers:

raendown:

It’s always really fun to edit your work and realize that, while you meant to type one word, your brain auto-substituted a different one without you noticing. 

Please imagine Tobirama saying “I would need to take off me shirt.”

Wasn’t there that one pirate!Tobirama idea going around… 

I want to say I’ll write this but I’ve been saying that a lot lately and I should probably slow down XD

I’d dead tired atm but felt compelled to make this.

I have actual tears of laughter streaming down my face. My entire life has led to this beautifully edited Pirate Tobirama and I am so happy it exists in the same world I do. 

I spat out my cereal

Ar, so glad ya like it me mateys 😉

I adore your blog. Mostly bc of the wonderful headcanons and plot bunnies provided but also bc sometimes your followers spit out something like “madaras a weed guy” like. I would have never come to that thought myself but you’re definitely not wrong? If I saw a guy that looked like madara walk down my college campus I’d be like “yup that guy knows where to get the good kush” also “what the fuck is he wearing” but I digress

blackkatmagic:

xDD

Yeah, this blog has gotten to the point that “diverse headcanons” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

And sore must be the storm

leonisdraw:

“The Hyuuga always had their own language with feathers, much like the Yamanaka’s did with their flowers. Hinata was always more familiar with the Feather code than most, as they remind her of a sweeter time with her mother.“

aka That Drabble Feather Thing.

Thanks to @thecrackening‘s crew and @kountoall for the summary! You rock guys!
On AO3 or under the read more.

Keep reading

@blackkatmagic just in case you wanted to check it out-

leonisdraw:

twitter-hikari:

leonisdraw:

@thecrackening // @blackkatmagic for putting that AU in my head.

So basically, in this AU, Obito is completely horrified to have killed Minato and gets out with baby!Ruto, and there were talk of Kisame adopting Naruto lmao.

Naruto’s terrible two were an awful time in the Akatsuki. It’s been exactly 48 hours since Obito last slept, he wants it to stop now.
(or baby Naruto napping with his two dads, as I call it)

(first part of this AU is there.)

I blame all y’all. You know who you are. @thecrackening @leonisdraw Here’s the thing. 

 He wasn’t sleeping. Kisame scrubbed his hand over exhausted eyes. “Please Sunshine, just close your eyes.” It had been almost two days since the last time Naruto slept more than a fitful five minute doze. Kisame had been trying everything he could remember from when he was dumped in his clan’s nursery and it wasn’t working. 

 Naruto’s lack of sleep meant that neither of his adoptive parents were sleeping. Obito had just come off an unsuccessful soothing shift with a wild look in his eyes.
“I’ll be back with….something,” he growled. The warping spiral of Kamui whisked him away, leaving an equally sleep-deprived shinobi and kidlet. 

Sobs had finally quieted to a whimpering as Naruto realized that no amount of tears were going to bring Obito back. Kisame sighed, shrugged off Samehada and snuggled with his kid.
The low hum of Sameheda’s chakra spiked with the pleasure of feeding. Kisame blinked into awareness, staring at Naruto patting down Samehada. The shark-man probed at their link and was pleasantly surprised to hear Samehada’s purr fill the air. 

“Naruto, this is Samehada. Do you want to hear how I won her?”

 ~*~ 

Obito dropped out of Kamui, arms loaded with bags. “Okay, I’ve got these things to try-” His thought was cut short at the sight of Kisame and Naruto sleeping. Konan took the bags from his arms and hip checked him into the room. 

“Samehada has been purring for the last hour, Sunshine has been out for most of that, for the love of God Tobi, go take advantage of it. We all are.” When Naruto wasn’t doing well everyone suffered. 

 Obito staggered over to Kisame and dropped heavily on the side *not* occupied by the sword and kid. Obito leaned into Kisame’s shoulders and took a deep breath. Oil and sea salt and baby powder. The smell of home.

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I have 0 shame and this is awesome PLEASE READ IT @Y’ALL

May I add again:

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also @blackkatmagic tagging u since you’re the origine of it.