Black smoothie bowl?? 😱😱 made with frozen bananas and activated charcoal!
FYI – charcoal absorbs stuff (toxins) in your stomach, which sounds like a great idea unless of course you happen to be on any meds.
In particular it will fuck your antidepressants and birth control right up.
Ofttimes it’s used to induce vomiting. If you’re super duper lucky, it’ll cause a blockage in your intestines.
It’s used MEDICINALLY to treat poisonings. Not to make something ~aesthetic~
Try food coloring instead y’all.
Reblogging this for the day crowd because I’ve been seeing a LOT of posts about using activated charcoal in recipes and just… like don’t. Pls. Don’t.
I was given activated charcoal as a child after overdosing on vitamins (really) (turns out too much iron and shit is very bad for six year olds). I don’t remember them pumping my stomach (thank god ) but absolutely remember the taste of the charcoal. It’s also a common treatment for alcohol poisoning. That also sucks
Activate charcoal is also what is given to dogs/animals that have ingested something poisonous. Do not fucking put it in your smoothies.
Guys, if you want this aesthetic, use blackberry and elderberry juice concentrates. You’ll get the same black-as-your-soul look, with none of that soul-departing-your-body side effect.
Vomiting and constipation aren’t goth, my friends.
Self-care is forgetting the past, being happy and moving on: LIBRA, Gemini, Capricorn
Beauty masks, new haircuts, style evolution, studyblrs, reading serious literature, candles with intense scents, drinking water and exercising: Virgo, LEO, Cancer, Aries
Self-care means fucking cutting people out of your life so you can go through life without obstacles. Revenge on those people means self-care, too. Not resting until those bitches feel what I have felt: PISCES, SCORPIO, AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS
Just give me food, coffee and cigarettes and fucking disappear, do not, ever, enter, MY , ROOOOOOM: Taurus
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Something that will always crack me up: Zevran’s slowly dawning realization that he actually really cares for the Warden and now he has to stop this loser from getting themself killed because they’re exactly the type of naive idiot who just up and recruits an assassin who was trying to kill them and treats him as a close friend.
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